Elsies Little Pickles’s Podcast

A REPUBLIC IF YOU CAN KEEP IT OR ANAL

The latest episode of Elsie's Little Pickles dives into the controversial Supreme Court decision on presidential immunity that has the potential to change the United States forever. Hosts discuss the implications of this ruling, stressing its impact on every American regardless of political affiliation. They passionately urge listeners to share the episode widely to raise awareness and spark meaningful conversations.
After a heavy introduction, the show lightens up with sports updates, including exciting news about the Detroit Lions. The hosts also tackle intriguing and humorous listener questions, providing a much-needed break from the intense political discourse. Despite the levity, the episode underscores the urgency and gravity of the current political climate, emphasizing the importance of staying informed and engaged.

MASTER DEBATERS PART 2

In this episode of Elsie's Little Pickles, we dive into the aftermath of a troubling and often sickening debate. Despite the chaos, we strive to make the best of what we've got. Join us as Keith shares an intriguing news story about possible alien travel through space warp drives, leading to a fascinating discussion on the topic.
We then shift focus to the shocking performance in the recent debate. From Biden's troubling appearance to Trump's numerous falsehoods, we dissect the moments that stood out. Our political correspondent, Colton Brewer, joins in to provide his insights and predictions for the future.
As the episode unfolds, we discuss potential candidates for the Democratic side, the implications of last night's debate, and the importance of being prepared for any outcome. Whether you're looking for political analysis or a touch of humor, this episode has it all.

MASTER DEBATERS PART 1

Welcome to another exciting episode of Elsie's Little Pickle! In this episode, we dive into the highly anticipated presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. This historic event marks the first time a sitting U.S. President will share a stage with a previous president who is also a convicted felon. Join us as we discuss the pre-debate atmosphere, the implications of this unprecedented face-off, and the various external factors shaping the political landscape today.

From the controversial decisions of the Supreme Court to the rise of Christian nationalism, we cover the pressing issues that will undoubtedly influence the debate. We also explore the potential outcomes and what each candidate needs to do to come out on top. Will Biden's experience and composure shine through, or will Trump's fiery rhetoric and resilience dominate the stage? Tune in to find out!

Stay tuned for our follow-up episode where we will provide a post-debate analysis, breaking down the key moments and assessing the impact on the upcoming election. Don't miss this comprehensive two-part series that delves deep into one of the most significant political events of our time.

IBS- Irritable Biden Syndrom

Welcome back to another episode of Elsie's Little Pickles, the pickle pod of all pickle pods! In this week's episode, we dive into a variety of intriguing and humorous topics that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
First, we discuss the latest mysterious monolith discovery in Las Vegas and explore the various theories behind these strange structures appearing worldwide. Are they art installations, alien artifacts, or just elaborate pranks?
Next, we turn our attention to the political realm, where we dissect the recent actions of Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry. From his controversial decision to display the Ten Commandments in public schools to the implications of his statement, "I can't wait to be sued," we unpack what this means for the separation of church and state.
We also touch on the ongoing gun violence issue in the United States and how local and state elections have played a role in shaping current laws. Additionally, we discuss the ethics and behavior of Supreme Court Justices, particularly focusing on Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.
To lighten the mood, we share some funny and heartwarming anecdotes, including a trip to Home Depot and the joys of simple childhood pleasures. Plus, we delve into the fascinating life of Monica Lewinsky and why she remains a compelling figure in the public eye.
Join us for a rollercoaster of topics, laughs, and thought-provoking discussions in this latest episode of Elsie's Little Pickles!

Donald "Jesus" Trump

Join us in this lively episode of Elsie's Little Pickles as we dive into a whirlwind week filled with scorching temperatures, Father's Day adventures, and a good dose of humor. The hosts share their hilarious and relatable experiences with the oppressive heatwave, from battling swamp ass to reminiscing about past summer struggles.

The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they discuss the absurdities of modern-day politics and the bizarre comparisons being made between certain political figures and religious icons. With a mix of wit and skepticism, they dissect the growing trend of idolizing leaders and the potential consequences of such fervent support.

But it's not all heavy topics! The hosts lighten the mood with some amusing anecdotes, including a playful game of "Am I the Asshole?" that will leave you chuckling. Whether it's navigating unisex bathrooms or responding to office nicknames, these tales of everyday encounters are sure to entertain.

Tune in for a blend of humor, insightful discussions, and a dash of absurdity as Elsie's Little Pickles takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of life in a heatwave.

The Gen X Chronicles: FAFO!

Welcome back, Pickles! In this episode, we dive into the chaotic yet nostalgic world of Gen X, exploring how our formative years shaped our cynicism, self-reliance, and unique sense of humor.

We reminisce about the days of playing with rickety ramps and Evel Knievel bicycles, discuss the generational distrust of institutions, and even touch on the implications of new technology on isolated communities. Spoiler alert: it involves an Amazon tribe and Elon Musk's Starlink!

We also have a hearty laugh over a classic "Am I the Asshole?" story, involving a dad's humorous suggestion for his child's teddy bear name. Join us as we navigate through the absurdities of modern life and the lingering echoes of our Gen X upbringing.

So grab your headphones, sit back, and enjoy another wild ride with Elsie's Little Pickles!

Hookers and Blow song

Yeah... we went there. 

Hookers, Blow, and Historic Verdicts

Welcome back to Elsie's Little Pickles! In today's episode, we dive into the historic verdict of Hunter Biden's conviction on all three charges, a topic we've been anticipating for some time. Not 34 charges, just three. To bring a new type of content for our listeners, we're thrilled to present the world debut of "Hookers and Blow" by the Brewer Boys.We explore the creative process behind the song, our plans for future music projects, and the dangers and benefits of using AI in music production. We also discuss the implications of Hunter Biden's quick verdict, comparing it to the recent Trump convictions and the broader political landscape.In addition, we touch on the latest controversies, such as Elon Musk's stance on banning iPhones if they integrate Siri with ChatGPT, and the right-wing backlash against Dolly Parton. We even take a humorous detour into the world of marijuana shortages on Martha's Vineyard and debate who the real "asshole" is in a bizarre OnlyFans family drama.Join us for a mix of music, politics, and unexpected twists in this episode of Elsie's Little Pickles!

#027 A Bad Path

Welcome to another intriguing episode of Elsie's Little Pickles! Tonight, we dive into some truly wild topics, from the explosive growth of our podcast to the mind-bending theories of simulation and alien disclosure. Buckle in, pickle people, because this episode is a rollercoaster of thoughts and discussions!
We start with a light-hearted chat about the success of Elsie's Little Pickles, celebrating our recent milestones and the growing community of listeners. But it doesn't take long for the conversation to veer into deeper territories, exploring the philosophical implications of living life like "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski and the societal pressures of hard work versus personal happiness.
As the discussion heats up, we tackle the political landscape, dissecting the latest news about Trump, the Republican Party, and the controversial Project 2025. We question the future of American politics and the potential consequences of current actions, all while keeping a keen eye on the importance of common ground and logical discourse.
Then, we pivot to a topic that's out of this world—alien disclosure. From the controlled release of information to the catastrophic possibilities, we explore the implications of discovering non-human life. What would it mean for society, religion, and our understanding of existence? This segment is a thrilling journey into the unknown, pondering the potential reactions and the impact on humanity.
Join us for a thought-provoking episode that blends humor, philosophy, and speculative fiction, all wrapped up in the unique charm of Elsie's Little Pickles. Whether you're doing dishes, falling asleep, or just looking for some engaging conversation, this episode is sure to keep you entertained and enlightened.

#026 From Trump Trials to Bigfoot

Welcome to another episode of Elsie's Little Pickles! In this exciting installment, our hosts dive into an array of intriguing topics that will keep you hooked for more than just ten minutes.
We start with a humorous take on podcasting habits and bladder sizes before jumping into the latest news. From Trump's legal woes and a bizarre bus crash involving his supporters to a hilarious Bigfoot encounter in Vermont, there's no shortage of entertaining stories.
As the conversation shifts, we explore the fascinating world of conspiracy theories, ranging from Trump's alleged time-traveling abilities to the mysterious Black Knight satellite. Our hosts also discuss the ever-popular Flat Earth theory and the age-old question of whether the moon landing was faked.
Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, intriguing discussions, and mind-bending conspiracies. Whether you're here for the politics, the paranormal, or just a good chuckle, this episode has something for everyone. Stay tuned and enjoy the ride!