Elsies Little Pickles’s Podcast

Merry Effin Redacted X-mas!

Is it too much to ask for the un-redacted Epstein files for Christmas? Or is it too much to ask the cashiers to just ring my purchases up without needing to give them ALL my personal info to get 10% off!?! This and way more on this X-mas edition of ELP!

What the Hell Was That? A Brutal Take on the President’s Address

Hosts deliver a raw, comedic reaction to the president’s recent address, fact-checking major claims and responding to viral social media reactions.The episode also covers Dan Bongino’s exit, revelations from Susie Wiles and Vanity Fair, debates over Trump’s White House changes, and bold policy ideas—from shipping-container housing to legalizing drugs and prostitution—framed as practical solutions to inflation, housing and healthcare problems.

Rob Reiner, Generational Divides, AI and Finding Purpose w/o a Paycheck

This episode opens with a provocative "pickle-pegging" protest prompt and quickly moves into very sad news: the reported stabbing deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife and the polarized, often angry political reactions that followed.From celebrity splits and Ozempic debates to a wide-ranging conversation about AI, generational differences, holiday family tensions, and what purpose might look like in a future without traditional work, the hosts mix personal anecdotes, political critique, and cultural commentary.

Political Unraveling?

A raucous episode that mixes outrageous humor — from a running pickle prank gag to crude jokes — with pop culture and hard-hitting political news. Hosts debate the new Supergirl trailer, Lobo casting, and Kirk-related controversies while riffing on celebrity antics and culture-war moments.The conversation pivots to serious reporting on leaked Pam Bondi memos, a proposed FBI tip line, new travel social-media rules, and the Epstein files, alongside analysis of Republican infighting, possible 2028 contenders, and the rising role of online public shaming.Overall the episode blends sharp satire, hot takes on social media outrage, and a messy, humorous look at contemporary politics and culture.

Cabinet Death Match: Who’s Leaving, Getting Fired, or...?

Hosts roast a technical mishap and explode into a heated discussion about which Trump administration figures will resign, be fired, or face impeachment — from Hegseth and Patel to Bongino and Rubio. They dissect the stalled Epstein files, recent news bites (Grijalva, Nick Fuentes, Jimmy Kimmel), Palantir conspiracy rants, and the wider political fallout heading into the midterms, closing with thoughts on automation, global power shifts, and possible GOP fractures.

Nog Master General,& the Missing Gherkin

On this episode of Elsie's Little Pickles the hosts kick off with the podcast’s MAGA pickle porch stunt, cope with a missing co-host (Gherkin Colton), and taste-test Lactaid eggnog while crowning a self-proclaimed Nogmaster General.They then move through the headlines — FIFA’s controversial nod to Trump, media mergers, Supreme Court news, immigration and policing debates — and close with hopeful tech and science stories, from AI robots planting trees and corals to promising cancer-detection advances and charity hikes in full drag.

Peter Theil, Usha Vance, & Egg Nog! Ohh My!!

This episode jumps between irreverent holiday chatter—egg nog cravings, snack pairings and a tongue‑in‑cheek “pickle on the porch” protest—and hard political news.Hosts unpack stories from Usha Vance’s missing wedding ring and Pete Hegseth’s controversial conduct to Trump’s controversial pardons, Honduran ties, and the Prospera special‑economic‑zone scheme involving tech billionaires.They also analyze the Tennessee special election, campaign ad tactics, the FBI’s Epstein redaction spending, Costco’s tariff lawsuit, and sprinkle in lighter moments like a drunken raccoon and a provocative nativity display.

Politics and Holiday Gripes: A Chaotic Recap

Hosts rant about hating holidays, share chaotic Thanksgiving anecdotes, and riff on football and family stress.They dig into recent political controversies — from Trump administration scandals, pardons, and staff drama to bizarre crimes and worrying national-security incidents — questioning motives and possible false-flag operations.The episode mixes dark humor, pop-culture riffs, and pointed political debate while exploring education reform proposals, military appointments, and rising hate crimes.

Turkey, Trash Talk and Travel Nightmares- Thanksgiving Special!

In this rambunctious Thanksgiving special of Elsie’s Little Pickles the hosts mix political dirt with crude humor — covering bots posing as MAGA on X, controversy over the Department of Defense Twitter presence, Trump’s baffling moments, and Epstein-related revelations.They explode into a fiery rant about airline travel, offer blunt holiday survival tips on what to discuss (and what to avoid) at the dinner table, and close with offbeat takes on AI, alien disclosure, Black Friday and scandalous confessions.

Trump Shrugs Off 'Fascist' Label — And, You know MGT? Yeah! You know me!

This episode breaks down a chaotic day in politics: Trump’s offhand acceptance of being called a "fascist," a revealing Oval Office meeting, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s surprise resignation and what it means for MAGA. We also cover the passage of the Epstein documents bill, a new SDNY probe, Pam Bondi’s legal peril, military code-of-conduct reminders, and viral culture-war moments — all mixed with the hosts’ sharp humor and on-the-ground observations.