Elsies Little Pickles’s Podcast

Nog Master General,& the Missing Gherkin

On this episode of Elsie's Little Pickles the hosts kick off with the podcast’s MAGA pickle porch stunt, cope with a missing co-host (Gherkin Colton), and taste-test Lactaid eggnog while crowning a self-proclaimed Nogmaster General.They then move through the headlines — FIFA’s controversial nod to Trump, media mergers, Supreme Court news, immigration and policing debates — and close with hopeful tech and science stories, from AI robots planting trees and corals to promising cancer-detection advances and charity hikes in full drag.

Peter Theil, Usha Vance, & Egg Nog! Ohh My!!

This episode jumps between irreverent holiday chatter—egg nog cravings, snack pairings and a tongue‑in‑cheek “pickle on the porch” protest—and hard political news.Hosts unpack stories from Usha Vance’s missing wedding ring and Pete Hegseth’s controversial conduct to Trump’s controversial pardons, Honduran ties, and the Prospera special‑economic‑zone scheme involving tech billionaires.They also analyze the Tennessee special election, campaign ad tactics, the FBI’s Epstein redaction spending, Costco’s tariff lawsuit, and sprinkle in lighter moments like a drunken raccoon and a provocative nativity display.

Politics and Holiday Gripes: A Chaotic Recap

Hosts rant about hating holidays, share chaotic Thanksgiving anecdotes, and riff on football and family stress.They dig into recent political controversies — from Trump administration scandals, pardons, and staff drama to bizarre crimes and worrying national-security incidents — questioning motives and possible false-flag operations.The episode mixes dark humor, pop-culture riffs, and pointed political debate while exploring education reform proposals, military appointments, and rising hate crimes.

Turkey, Trash Talk and Travel Nightmares- Thanksgiving Special!

In this rambunctious Thanksgiving special of Elsie’s Little Pickles the hosts mix political dirt with crude humor — covering bots posing as MAGA on X, controversy over the Department of Defense Twitter presence, Trump’s baffling moments, and Epstein-related revelations.They explode into a fiery rant about airline travel, offer blunt holiday survival tips on what to discuss (and what to avoid) at the dinner table, and close with offbeat takes on AI, alien disclosure, Black Friday and scandalous confessions.

Trump Shrugs Off 'Fascist' Label — And, You know MGT? Yeah! You know me!

This episode breaks down a chaotic day in politics: Trump’s offhand acceptance of being called a "fascist," a revealing Oval Office meeting, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s surprise resignation and what it means for MAGA. We also cover the passage of the Epstein documents bill, a new SDNY probe, Pam Bondi’s legal peril, military code-of-conduct reminders, and viral culture-war moments — all mixed with the hosts’ sharp humor and on-the-ground observations.

Political Fallout: Epstein Files, Trump and the House Showdown

Another Elsie's Little Pickles, the Pickle Pod for the People, reminding you to continue your pickle-pegging porch protest by throwing a pickle on a mega-supporter's porch. Take a picture of it and send it to us here at ElsiesLittlePickles@gmail.com.
In this episode the hosts return to the fallout over the newly released Epstein documents and the House push to force their public release, Trump’s public pressure on Republicans, and the intra‑GOP tensions around MTG and Laura Loomer. They also cover a swatting incident targeting an Indiana state senator, viral memes and online reaction, and a long discussion about capital punishment and execution methods — blending sharp political analysis with comic banter.

Show Tunes & Trump

This episode mixes bizarre protest stunts (a pickle-on-the-porch photo plea), Trump playing show tunes over the White House sound system, and the unfolding release of Epstein-related files that are putting pressure on GOP figures like Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Greene.It also examines cultural flashpoints — planned rallies, debates over Christian nationalism, and a viral social experiment showing which religious institutions offered help — ending with a call to engage with other cultures by visiting ethnic markets and restaurants.

MTV, Monkees & Mayhem: Nostalgia, Politics and Podcast Chaos

The hosts mix nostalgic TV memories (MTV, The Monkees, Bugs Bunny) with personal drinking stories and comic banter.They dive into current events including Trump at the Commanders game, Supreme Court rulings (Kim Davis), pardons, the Epstein/Maxwell fallout, and media scandals.Other topics include debates about long-term mortgages, tariffs, the government shutdown, and a plea to subscribe — plus the show teases its first paid ad.

SNAP Outrage, Election Results, And Feeding the Political Fire

This episode opens with a satirical kitchen speech about grocery struggles and SNAP, then pivots into a passionate response to John Taffer’s “a hungry dog is an obedient dog” remark and what it reveals about empathy and policy.The hosts break down recent election surprises, shifting voter demographics, and the larger political implications, while calling out misinformation, bot-driven outrage, attacks on women’s rights, and the theater of modern social media politics.Balancing sharp humor and anger, the conversation critiques hypocrisy, highlights economic strain across regions, and urges real solutions over performative outrage.

Turkey Subs, Charlie Kirk, MTG, And A Record Government Shutdown!

Hosts riff on a porch-pickle protest and sandwich reviews before diving into sharp political takes: Charlie Kirk’s posthumous influence, Turning Point USA, MTG on Bill Maher, and fears of a fractured MAGA. They also discuss UFO hearings framed as angels or demons, rising AI risks, and spyware concerns like Pegasus/Paragon.The episode closes on urgent national issues — a historic government shutdown, SNAP and healthcare impacts, and broad frustration with surveillance and corporate power — all delivered with the show’s blunt, irreverent tone.